The Art of Swearing… with sass, snark, and cross-stitch embroidery
Are you fed up of saccharine bon mots, and bland homilies like Live Laugh Love? If, like me, you don’t want to be pacified by Keep Calm and Carry On and would actually prefer to state the (fucking) obvious. Indeed, if you tell me to Keep Calm, I reserve the right to promptly vomit, with great cordiality, directly on your shoes. This act will be accompanied by a string of expletives. Get over it, get angry, get real, and share my joy in swearing deliberately and precisely.